Sometimes it passes slowly, sometimes it passes quickly. Each minute second after their expected return time passes in dog years - especially when that time is delayed unexpectedly.īut time as a stay at home mom is a funny thing. In the same vein, every stay at home mom knows exactly when their partner is supposed to return home from work. Of course, when you’re a stay at home mom, the witching hours are the longest of all-time! There are times I’ve gone to write down the date and struggled to even remember what month we’re in! Since deciding to become a stay at home mom, I’ve noticed that time has become an even bigger blur. Other times, it seems like the time is passing slower than molasses on a freezing cold day. Sometimes it seems like the gas pedal’s been pressed down at warp-speed. Motherhood has a tendency to make time behave in strange ways. Sometimes, what a Stay at Home Mom really needs is a good laugh and a dose of solidarity - two things that are best served up in these hilarious stay at home mom memes! Stay at Home Mom Memes About Watching the Clock (Or Not…) radio!) I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M.Being a Stay at Home Mom can be a wonderful thing, for sure, but it’s not without its struggles. What we do here is go back (ack-ack-ack) Woooooaaaaaaaaaah, woooooaaaaaaah You know who it is, coming 'round again You want a dose of this right now It's K/DA, uh! Someone said uh, someone said Pl-Pl-Playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak Do you remember the 21st night of September? Love was changin' the minds of pretenders But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the door? He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be The savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned? You ready for this? That girl is a real crowd pleaser (oh yeah) Small world, all her friends know of me (know me) Young bull livin' like an old geezer (ah) Quick release the cash, watch it fall slowly (slowly) You got a population of 1.32 billion but Most your videos can't seem to reach even a million SUB BOT! This hit, that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold This one, for them hood girls Them good girls, straight masterpieces Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty (mwah!) Pullin' out the coupe at the lot Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT Bustin' all the bells out the box I just hit a lick with the box Had to put the stick in the box, mmh Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the '80s You'll never see it coming But I was led astray The day you walked away You were the clock that was ticking in my home By the time it's hit you, your last surprise And it's just like the ocean under the moon It's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth ( Like baby, baby, baby no oh) Thought you'd always be mine, mine Don't show up (Don't show up), don't come out (Don't come out) Don't start caring about me now ('Bout me now) Walk away (Walk away), you know how (You know how) Don't start caring about me now (So) Wooooooah Here we go ‘cause we’re Fanboy and Chum Chum A little Coo-Koo, Fanboy and Chum Chum We’re amazing, totally crazy Fanboy and Chum Chum, do what everybody say Tell me what I'm waitin' for, tell me what I'm waitin' for I know it's hard but we need each other Know it's hard but we need each other Fortnite, Fortnite! What's the point of building forts you're goin' night, night Fortnite, Fortnite! What's the point of building forts you're goin' night, night 'Cause I'm the right one (On my touch-tone telephone) On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone (I'm the only one on your A.M. You're such a fucking hoe, I love it ( Welcome to my house) You're such a fucking hoe, I love it ( Welcome to my house) You're such a fucking- She played the fiddle in an Irish band But she fell in love with an English man Kissed her on the neck and took her by the hand Said, "Baby, I just want to dance" Money on my motherfuckin' mind Got five haircuts at the same time White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein Hey, somebody kill me Please, it's muffin time Have you had a muffin today? I wanna die, die, die I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl ( Wow) Now my day's on cruise control I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl ( Wow) And just like that I'm on a roll Ooh-ooh, some things you just can't refuse She wanna ride me like a cruise and I'm not tryna lose So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems ( When I fall asleep) Ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch And I know I'm not alone You'll be watching over us Until.
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